verrlust:

don’t send me nudes. send me money.

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Thats horrible I read the thrift shop one in the voice of both songs

sassy-sparia:

Sparia Road Trip!AU

 somewhere along the way

“I believe a lot in karma and stuff. Like when I end up with egg on my face, I’m like, Fate! I was born doomed. But I think it’s more being an idiot than superstitious.”

Jensen Ackles attends CW’s ‘Supernatural’ Panel during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego Convention Center on July 27, 2014 in San Diego, California.

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

I was only given this life because I’m strong enough to live it.”

whenallthoseshadows:

Occupation: waiting for Taylor Swift’s 5th album

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hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

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